Daj, ać ja pobruszę, a ty skocz do piwnicy po piwo

~ A. Sapkowski

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  • me: woah what effect is making my nose look so big
  • photo booth: normal
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sadistcunt:

i’m not attractive naturally i’m just decent looking at the right angle in the right light with the right makeup once in a while on a good day

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no-youth:

Almost a thousand people in West Africa die from ebola and nobody bats an eyelash, yet 2 white people in the US contract it and miraculously a cure is released and given to them because they’re an “extreme circumstance.” Satire is dead and real life is a dystopian hellscape

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hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

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